The Dane2theD.com Bachelor Series
Bachelor #1: CODY JOHNSON-TIP
Cody Johnson, also known as Cody Johnson-Tip, reveals a tip to the world that you might -or might not- want to know.
Who is Cody? He is an almost 21 year old ambitious X-Box Live-er. His aspirations in life have taken him from the edge of his mattress to the cushions of his father's couch and back again in hopes of fulfilling his lifelong dream of defeating as many electronic soldiers as humanly possible.
Attributes: Cody has many of them, one of the most prevalent being his unmatched wit that is as sharp as the dagger wielded by Master Chief, his favorite Halo character. When it comes to his well-diversified skills as an expert video game mercenary, you wouldn't want to step in his way. He not only has perfected Legendary-Master status on Halo 1-4, but he is also able to pick up more star-bits in Mario Galaxy than anybody I have ever met.
Hobbies: Cody has many hobbies that he somehow fits into his overly busy schedule of defeating dragon lords and monster princes. What he likes best is drinking Busch Light at the lake while hitting on girls between the ages of 14 and 92, punching inanimate non-moving objects, and waking up with a boner that doesn't go away until he pees.
If you are interested please leave your name, number and the reason you think you two would be a good match.
Drunken Improvisation
After many alcoholic beverages the only logical thing to do with the rest of the day was perform a comedic improv skit. This is a great example of how stupid alcohol can make you. I hope everybody takes heed to my warning and does not consume the amount necessary to perform such an obscenely obtrusive bit as what is displayed above!! "S'mores!"